Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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