I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
