Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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