Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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