Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
why is half of my head shaved?
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