dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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