Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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