i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
