Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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