I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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