What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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