I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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