can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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