I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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