i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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