is your mom at the bar?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
That accounts for only three of the penises
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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