what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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