is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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