I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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