Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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