PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize