if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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