I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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