We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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