Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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