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Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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