drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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