Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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