Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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