its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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