somebody snuck up and got me drunk
My liver just broke up with me...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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