More tranny stories later!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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