I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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