You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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