Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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