god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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