She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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