but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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