TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
