is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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