When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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