The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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