so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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