I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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