If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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