There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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