absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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