its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize