You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
