at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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