Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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