just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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