so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Naked Twister starts at high noon
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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