Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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