someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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