i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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