Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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