and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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