David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
